A HOT CHOCOLATE MESS: CEE-LO, NO! AND FLORIDA SHOULD BE ASHAMED

Above is Trina, Flo-Rida, Rick Ross and DJ Khaled on the July 08 XXL cover.THE STATE OF FLORIDA NOT THE ARTIST FLO-RIDA SHOULD BE ASHAMED.
Cee-Lo, No!

MORE HOT CHOCOLATE MESS:KHIA VS MISS. CHERRY

So you know nothing about rapper Khia on Miss Rap Supreme? And you don't know who Miss Cherry is?CLICK HERE to get all your questions answered.

LIL KIM?IS THAT YOU?-A Hot Chocolate Mess

What happened to you?

Lil Kim is a Hot Chocolate Mess! What is going on?

TMAZ SAID IT BEST:

After momentarily going Asian, Lil' Kim has done it again and changed races. She's now an Oompa Loompa! The 32-year-old ex-con gave new meaning to the term Lady Marmalade on Thursday -- by showing up to a NYC event in a lovely shade of Donatella orange. The girl needs to learn how to blend. Trust.

FANTASIA BARRINO'S HAIR IS A HOT CHOCOLATE MESS!

WAIT FOR IT....
JUST A MINUTE
YEAH,THE SKUNK LOOK IS JUST NOT HOT,FANTASIA!


LIKE I SAID....A HOT CHOCOLATE MESS!

Fantasia sported a new hairdo at the Grammy Style Studio at Smashbox Studios in Los Angeles yesterday.

SINGER LIL MO'S IS A HOT CHOCOLATE MESS!

I do declare that I am scared. Lil Mo was spotted at the Baby Phat fashion show this weekend.

PLEASE TELL ME THAT HE is NOT THE NEXT BIG RAPPER

Please tell me that this isn't the next big rapper. It's no wonder that rap music isn't the same as it was so many years back. What is that exactly? His friend should have a "bowl of milk" chain. A hot chocolate mess! The owners of the Frosted Flakes brand are seething somewhere.

KEYSHIA COLE IS A HOT CHOCOLATE MESS

KEYSHIA COLE AT THE TRL STUDIOS YESTERDAY

What do you guys think? Is it me or does Keyshia Cole look a little off? I must admit that she has kicked up her style power a notch this year,but we all have our bad days...

NAOMI CAMPBELL CATWALK:IS THIS HOW WE DRESSED IN THE 80'S?

Naomi Campbell is taking the term catwalk to a whole different level. This leopard catsuit is a bit interesting. Naomi Campbell who attended an 80’s themed party this weekend in London wore this leopard catsuit because i guess we all dressed like cats in the 80s? I am bit confused;i remember those fanny packs in the 80's though, but something tells me that Naomi is using the fanny pack to cover her frontal area.



What the fudge?

P.DIDDY IS A HOT CHOCOLATE MESS!

What the fudge is going on here,Diddy? What is up with the fur coat and your entire look? I am not one to judge,but?

P. Diddy was spotted in the West Village on Tuesday donned in a utterly expensive fur coat. Perhaps someone gave it to him for his 38Th birthday? Did you know that the mogul celebrated his 38Th birthday this past weekend? Well, check out P. Diddy's exclusive birthday pictures at [PEOPLE]

PARIS HILTON IS A HOT CHOCOLATE MESS!

Paris Hilton's red-lipstick teeth is not a hot look,especially since there is a mirror right behind her and she could have easily looked in the mirror. We all know that Paris looks at herself at least ten times a day. Paris,that's not hot!

PATTI LABELLE:A REAL LIFE LAYERED WEDDING CAKE

Patti LaBelle wore this flowered dress to the World Music Awards on November 4th. The legendary songtress was given the Legend Award for outstanding contribution to R&B music. Patti LaBelle is truly a legend;however,lately i have been questioning her style acumen. Doesn't Ms.Patti look like a real life layered wedding cake?

BEYONCE'S HAIRSTYLIST SHOULD BE FIRED FOR THIS

Beyonce with her hairstylist Ty Hunter. Ty Hunter celebrated his birthday this past weekend


Beyonce's hairstylist should really be fired for making her look like a hot chocolate mess! What's going on with Busy Bee's hair?

CEE-LO GREEN FORGOT HIS DICE AND BAG-A hot Chocolate Mess

Perhaps Cee-lo forgot his checkered bag and dice? What is going on with this outfit,Cee Lo? Cee-lo was perhaps the worst dressed at the Hip-Hop Awards show on Saturday,but he was entertaining nevertheless.

I just learned that Cee-Lo is actually a dice game so was Cee-Lo Green trying to wear his name,figuratively?

BET HIP HOP AWARDS 2007-A Hot Chocolate Mess

The second annual BET Hip-Hop Awards took place this past Saturday and although T.I. was unable to receive his two wins,the show went on without him. Take a look at some pictures from the red carpet and the audience. I must say,everyone looked like a hot chocolate mess!Except for a few,namely Ciara,Mclyte,everyone else must have not gotten the invitation to the show.

The second annual BET Hip-Hop Awards took place this past Saturday and although T.I. was unable to receive his two wins,the show went on without him. Take a look at some pictures from the red carpet and the audience. I must say,everyone looked like a hot chocolate mess!Except for a few,namely Ciara,Mclyte,everyone else must have not gotten the invitation to the show.

USHER ON MISS JONES-a hot chocolate mess

Usher with wife Tameka Foster


Hasn't everyone learned yet?Lay of Usher's foster mom wife Tameka Foster. Usher is very protective of his newly-wed wife and not even his mother could have come in between the newlyweds. So of course when radio personality Miss Jones got in his face about his love Tameka,Usher let her have it. Well,he did it as politely as he could.Listen Here:
Usher on Miss Jones

DA BRAT NEVER AGESor CHANGES-A Hot chocolate Mess

I know,my sweets,you have so many questions. Let me ask and answer them for you:

Was she just posing for the cameras before going out for a jog in cold Beverly Hills ?That would be a no. Well,may be it wasn't a classy affair? That would be a no. Is this a picture taken when she first came out as a rapper? That could be a good explantion but no.

Da Brat was spotted recently at her sister's 4oth birthday bash,a semi-formal event. I tell you,Da brat never ages or changes. More pictures to come...

OZONE AWARDS -A (scorching) hot chocolate mess!

The Ozone Awards,hosted by hip-hop magazine Ozone, took place yesterday,Monday, in Miami,Florida.Artists such as T-Pain, DJ Khaled,Shop Boyz,Hurricane Chris, Rick Ross and pitbull,to name a few,performed.

''It's important to have everybody represented in hip-hop, especially the South.We have our own clothes and our own language.-Rapper Trina

Really,Trina? So wonder woman's outfit is part of southern wear?
This is the second year of the Ozone Awards and I personally am appalled at what i have seen thus far. I had never heard of the Ozone Awards until recently and appropriately,this event is categorized as a hot chocolate Mess! Indeed,a hot chocolate mess! And we wonder why hip-hop music has taken such a drastic turn for the worst? To save the faces of the artists that attended,i will make no mention of any names. In the future,perhaps ten years from now,some of them might realize that they looked a hot mess and thus wouldn't have wanted their names to be mentioned. You know what? I change my mind.

Plies,Pull those pants up! Sagging pants are not and never have been a great fashion statement.
Diamond,you and Lil'scrappy look like a great couple,looking all tattooed up together.Boo!Dang,Johnny Dang. I know you're a jewelry maker,but really. Isn't this a bit much?Princess? Let us look up the definition of a Princess. No,your picture wouldn't be in Webster's dictionary.Lloyd,maybe you didn't get the dress code. You were supposed to look as deplorable as possible! You look so out of place ,but i am loving you right about now. What a breath of fresh air.Your mother raised you right.uh mm..what can i say? the makers of wonder woman would be so proud?What the hell,Trina?Dipset ...moving on
Jackie-O -why? What is this?
Diamond of Crime Mob
Young Joc,this does not go "down" with me.Slim thug and his people. You definitely got the thug part down.Rasheeda and Kandi tried to do big things,but something isn't right.Hurricane Ay Bay Bay Chris*sigh*When Flavor Flav and I Love NY rejects are the focus of an award show,then you know that this is not an award show with much merit. Boo!!!!!!!!